Is it ready yet? (Spoiler: No)
● Current Status: Freezing outside because the mechanic won't let it inside the garage. The mechanic is "working on it." The mechanic is "working on it." Nobody is working on it.
01 — The Despair Dash
Days Since Breakdown
94 Days
final count
Total Hours in Shop
2,259h
give or take
Hours Worked On
~11h
that's 0.5% of total time
02 — The Loaner Hall of Fame
2018 Volvo S90
The Dream · ???? – December 2025
2018 Toyota Corolla
Loaner #1 · The Humble Beginning
Never again
"Tiny, drove like a shopping cart with a bad wheel, and made every highway merge feel like a prayer. The seats were built for someone half my size."
2018 Kia Optima S
Loaner #2 · Present Day
The good one (when it has oil)
"An actual upgrade from the Corolla. Drives like a real car. Only catch: it burns through oil like it's got a grudge. Check engine light is more of a suggestion at this point."
03 — The Betting Pool
Will it be ready today?
Betting is now closed — the car is home. Here's how it played out.
YES (delusional)
NO (realistic)
Total votes: 0 · Total wagered: $0
The Board of Bets
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